Lawsuits

Frivalous lawsuit #209346: A prisoner is suing his defence attorney for not doing what he instructed in order to have his sentenance reduced. What was the attorney supposed to do? He was supposed to pass along a $10,000 bribe to the judge. The prisoner is suing for a half million dollars.

Lazy day

Well, I was really productive today. I watched five movies *ggl* I've got tomorrow off so I'm relaxing today and will spend tomorrow doing work.